English for Know-it-alls

11: Another

2008-06-27T04:37:00.000-07:00

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1. EFA: "the asterix was suggested by my "victim", and okay, thank you for the help. Pasting everything to Microsoft word was a big help."

- It's spelled asterisk.

Honestly, we didn't need Microsoft Word. Your mistakes were too obvious.

10: Nonsense

2008-06-26T02:31:00.000-07:00

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1. "haiiyo. dat person still korecting me lorz. make me eben sad. i fink i mite jump down oredi lor. so sadd arh. ma white hairz cam out ler. SCARY lers!!!! kia si lang ah!! (for dos of u hu tok chink)

but den she do it not bad lorz. i fink she kind of sexy. just like ma mama.

mama iz a sexy byatch. thiz is now da place for bootAyyZzZz. i lubz hot pant and black braz. i wear push upz. coz bubs kooler dat way. my dong dong wud be up up if i am a boi boi.

todai got skool. it was kinda fun lor. got play gamez. got see nice thing. got a lot of mean ppl run here run there!! vry annoying LOR!

i wan 2 be kool like Slim Shady!"

- I don't even know what this is or is supposed to be.. I know it's retarded. Are you sure it's wise to let these retards correct your English?

2. "we may occasionally make mistakes too"
- The people you're trying to correct may occasionally make mistakes too. So just leave them alone.

P.S. We can't use a dictionary to correct 'small' mistakes to do with past tense, present tense, present continuous, punctuation, and so on. It's just not possible.

P.P.S. http://englishforassholes*blogspot.com We can more or less guess the real link. So modifying links won't help your victims. We suggest omitting all links from your posts.

09: It's getting worse

2008-06-25T08:05:00.000-07:00

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"haiyo, i feel so sad larz. ppl correctin ma correctionz. i neber say everything korek lorz. we say we try and help. lolx.

i disagree wid sum of da corrections lor. haiyo.

got 2 of dem again. sum wordpress one n a blogspot one. i belif the blogspot one better lorz. the wordpress one iz a little cheap lor. haiyo."

- Sigh. I feel so sad. People are correcting my corrections. I never said everything was correct. We said that we would try and help.

I disagree with some of the corrections. Sigh.

There are two of them. One from wordpress and the other from blogspot. I believe the one from blogspot is better. The one from wordpress is a little cheap.

08: Nice try

2008-06-25T07:33:00.000-07:00

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1. EFA: The past tense of "spell" is "spelt". not "spelled".

spell, spelled or spelt, spell-ing. –verb (used with object)
1) to name, write, or otherwise give the letters, in order, of (a word, syllable, etc.): Did I spell your name right?
2) (of letters) to form (a word, syllable, etc.): The letters spelled a rather rude word.

- You can use either one you know it all asshole. No wait, you don't know it all. You just, pretend to...

07: Update

2008-06-25T01:18:00.000-07:00

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1. "She’s like, 24 or something, it would be very sad if she wasn’t more matured than I was."
- If she wasn't more mature, not matured.

06: Living means..

2008-06-25T01:14:00.000-07:00

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1. "missing out the "s" in words, or putting them in for no reason. But overall, not so bad. But i do believe things like this should come to the writer's attention."
- It should be these, not this.

Status: Corrected

Why did you remove our comment on this error?

05: She dared me to

2008-06-25T01:09:00.000-07:00

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1. "ignorace is bliss."
- It's spelled ignorance.

Status: Corrected

2. "and besides, you've been provoking me."
- Don't you take your own advice?

04: I miss you so?

2008-06-25T00:56:00.000-07:00

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1. "STOP ABUSING EXCLAIMATION MARKS! and WHAT IN THE WORLD are you trying to do?"
- Firstly, you're not supposed to start sentences off with "and". Remember? Secondly, it's spelled EXCLAMATION.

03: Worthy

2008-06-25T00:47:00.000-07:00

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1. "DEPROVING?! that.. isnt a word,."
- A full stop should never come after a comma.

2. "theres no other option" and "i think thats enough examples"
- There's no plural form of there and that. It should be there's and that's.

3. "i pissed myself laughing"
- Control yourself.

02: Introduction

2008-06-24T12:33:00.000-07:00

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1. "bruneian poklen"
- What's poklen?

2. "hello citizens of brunei. we've created this blog to help you."
- Try using capital letters at the start of each sentence.

3. "if you think you were right in the first place, think again."
- If you thought you were right, not think.

01: Slogan

2008-06-24T12:18:00.000-07:00

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1. "Helping you, help yourself. One rant at a time. :)"
- It should be Helping you help yourself. No comma.

2. "but its still more or less going to be about your english."
- It should be it's, not its. Its is the possessive form of it. It's is it is.

Remember, punctuation marks can make a difference.

Welcome Know-it-alls

2008-06-24T09:40:00.000-07:00

Hello English for Assholes. We've created this blog to help you. At some point, it might get insulting. But that's just how your cookie crumbles. So if you thought you were right in the first place, think again. Although we do not dispute the fact that some people's English may not be perfect, but this is the case of the pot calling the kettle black. So save yourself the humiliation and correct your mistakes, as you did before.

Thanks for taking our 'comments' into consideration.