10: Nonsense

http://englishforassholes.blogspot.com

1. "haiiyo. dat person still korecting me lorz. make me eben sad. i fink i mite jump down oredi lor. so sadd arh. ma white hairz cam out ler. SCARY lers!!!! kia si lang ah!! (for dos of u hu tok chink)

but den she do it not bad lorz. i fink she kind of sexy. just like ma mama.

mama iz a sexy byatch. thiz is now da place for bootAyyZzZz. i lubz hot pant and black braz. i wear push upz. coz bubs kooler dat way. my dong dong wud be up up if i am a boi boi.

todai got skool. it was kinda fun lor. got play gamez. got see nice thing. got a lot of mean ppl run here run there!! vry annoying LOR!

i wan 2 be kool like Slim Shady!"

- I don't even know what this is or is supposed to be.. I know it's retarded. Are you sure it's wise to let these retards correct your English?

2. "we may occasionally make mistakes too"
- The people you're trying to correct may occasionally make mistakes too. So just leave them alone.

P.S. We can't use a dictionary to correct 'small' mistakes to do with past tense, present tense, present continuous, punctuation, and so on. It's just not possible.

P.P.S. http://englishforassholes*blogspot.com We can more or less guess the real link. So modifying links won't help your victims. We suggest omitting all links from your posts.